Huge Week For Celebrity Baby Names

More than a half dozen celebrities welcomed new babies in the past week. But with the exception of Nicole Richie’s new daughter, Harlow Winter Kate, the celebrity baby names that were ushered in are woefully lacking in creativity and originality.Nicole Richie photo

As the world knows, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman had a son on January 12, and named him Max Liron. No comment on the overused Max; what’s with the name Liron? It’s actually a Hebrew name, meaning ‘my joy’ or ‘my song.’ That’s refreshing — they should have saved Max for a middle name.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed a daugher, and chose the unusual, but hip name Harlow. And they threw Winter in there for good measure, perhaps to remind themselves of when she was born. Whatever the reason, they get points for originality. Of course, Patricia Arquette has a daugher named Harlow, and I recall that Joely Fisher named her daughter True Harlow back in 2006.

Comedian David Alan Grier and his wife Christine Kim named their baby daugher Luisa Danbi — the latter being a Korean name meaning ’sweet rain.’ I notice the word ‘rain’ creeping into celebrity baby names these days — Brooke Burke and David Charvet named their daughter Heaven Rain toward the end of last year.

The actress Courtney Thorne-Smith (According to Jim) and her husband Roger Fishman named their January 11 arrival Jacob Emerson. Stella McCartney went with the name Beckett, for her son, born January 8, as did actress Diane Farr in 2006. Beckett is one of those trendy new names that is in serious danger of becoming outmoded really quickly.

Meanwhile, Toni Collette, star of Little Miss Sunshine, and her musician husband Dave Galafassi chose Sage Florence for their first child, a daughter, born January 10. And on January 4, British actress Samantha Morton gave birth to a girl, and, perhaps in keeping with current British baby naming trends (very retro) named her Edie.

A lot of celebrity babies, but not many cool new celebrity baby names. Still, the year is young. And a lot of celebrities babies are in the wings, so to speak.

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What A Shock — Christina Aguilera Really Is Pregnant

I was beginning to think that Christina Aguilera was going to have to give birth before she admitted that she’s pregnant, but finally, the cat is out of the bag, so to speak, and we can all stop ‘guessing.’

Aguilera, 26, and husband Jordan Bratman, 30, will be first time parents early next year, according to People.

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Paris Hilton Leaks Christina Aguilera Pregnancy

It’s not like we didn’t know she was pregnant, but, as TMZ reports, Paris Hilton shot her mouth off at the MTV Video Awards in Las Vegas last night, gushing: “I want everyone to say congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, Christina Aguilera. You’re gorgeous”!

Apparently Aguilera, and husband Jordan Bratman, initially looked shocked — shocked — but quickly recovered and continued partying.

I think the real story here is that Paris Hilton is hearing a little ticking.

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Christina Aguilera Pregnancy May Spark Celebrity Baby Names War

christina aguilera photoI don’t imagine, dear reader, that you give a hoot, but I just got back from a vacation on Cape Cod. Hence the past week’s hiatus.

But enough about me. Upon my return, I am gob-smacked to learn that Christina Aguilera, who has still not officially confirmed her pregnancy, may have sparked a Celebrity Baby Names War.

According to celebrity tabloid blog The PopCrunch Show, Aguilera dissed fellow stars Gwyneth Paltrow and Jason Lee by saying that she wouldn’t pick any weird baby names like Apple or Pilot Inspektor. Whoaaa! That’s a slap in the face for Paltrow (mother of baby Apple) and Lee (father of Pilot Inspektor).

All eyes will be on Aguilera, and husband Jordan Bratman, as they go through the torture known as “picking a baby name.” She may think it’s easy to come up with a cool baby name, but it isn’t. Just ask Penn Jillette.

So while Aguilera and Bratman squirm on the baby name hot seat, what do Paltrow and Lee have to say in response? I haven’t heard anything from the respective camps yet, but if they would like to use this blog as a forum to strike back at Aguilera and defend their babies’ honor — you’re welcome to comment.

Or even write an op-ed piece. Insulting a fellow celebrity’s baby’s name is a low blow, and it should not go unanswered.

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Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Revealed

Celebrity Pregnancy Watch:

Christina Aguilera photoE! Online has confirmed that pop star Christina Aguilera is expecting her first child, with husband Jordan Bratman.

The rumors began when gossip site TMZ disclosed that the five-time Grammy winner was seen visiting New York’s Maternal Fetal Medicine Association, a practice known for high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasound.

Aguilera, and music producer Bratman, were married in November, 2005, in Napa Valley, California. The singer is slated to receive a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame in 2008.

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