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October 30, 2007

‘People’ Greets Larry The Cable Guy’s Baby With Weird Headline

I know what it’s like to be stuck for a good headline. But I like to think that if any media outlet can afford good headline writers, it should be gossip rag extraordaire, People. larry cable guy photo

So I was gobsmacked when I read their headline announcing the birth of a baby daughter for Dan Whitney (aka The Cable Guy) and his wife Cara:

“It’s a Little Cable Girl for Larry the Cable Guy.”

“…a Little Cable Girl?”…

What the hell is a “Little Cable Girl”?

That’s the dumbest, laziest headline I’ve seen in a long while.

Anyway, “the little cable girl” as People has now christened her, is actually named Reagan. She was born October 29, and joins big brother Wyatt, who is almost one year old.

Whitney, who largely avoids the media glare, lives with his family in Seminole County, Florida. They also maintain a home in Lincoln, Nebraska, which is Whitney’s home state.