Where Have All The Celebrity Baby Names Gone?

October 23, 2007

Where Have All The Celebrity Baby Names Gone?

First it was Holly Hunter, who gave birth to twins last year and still hasn’t revealed their names. Then it was Nick Nolte and Clytie Lane. And now it appears that Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher aren’t going to spill the celebrity baby name beans either.

What these celebrities apparently fail to realize, in their peevishness, is that if they don’t release their offspring’s name, it can’t be immortalized in the Celebrity Baby Names Database. Which means, not only will these celeb babies fail to appear in the world’s most authoritative database of its kind, they won’t appear in the Celebrity Baby Names Quiz Game, either. (That’s the cool widget somewhere on the left panel of this blog). And that would really be too bad.

If any of you readers have a hot tip about any of these missing celebrity baby names, don’t hesitate to add a comment.