According To Our Poll, Eighty Percent Think Eddie Murphy Is A New Father

Well, it’s not scientific, but in the court of public opinion, it looks like Eddie Murphy is considered guilty as charged (charged by Melanie Brown, that is).

In our decidedly unofficial, and unbinding poll, readers responded in overwhelming numbers on the side of Melanie Brown, in the “Who’s the Daddy?” case of her new daughter, Fortuna Daphne Bay Brown. (Or Baby Brown, if you don’t like “Fortuna Daphne Bay”, and most people don’t seem to).

Eighty percent of our respondents think Eddie Murphy is the father of the little girl, born on April 3, his forty-sixth birthday. Maybe people are a bit turned off by Murphy’s denial — he just didn’t seem very reasonable about conceding that it might be his. But he never flat out denied it, so he clearly knows he’s in the running. And maybe Melanie B. knows something that he doesn’t.

Anyway, Fortuna has turned over her DNA sample. Now where is Eddie Murphy’s? On with the show!

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  1. Sarah
    April 24th, 2007 | 10:21 am

    I think you’ll find that Mel B’s baby is actually called Angel Iris Murphy Brown

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